Don't Worry, Dan Snyder Isn't Going Anywhere

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Part-time Washington Commanders owner and full-time scumbag Dan Snyder is, once again, in the news for all the wrong reasons. I say reasons plural because multiple stories have come out this week. 

On Tuesday Snyder was accused of sexual assault. A former team employee accused Snyder of groping her, and trying to force her into his limo. Snyder, of course, refuses these allegations. 

Judging from the way Snyder treats his cheerleaders, I think it's safe to say that Dan Snyder has groped more than a few women during his time as owner. Hell, I wouldn’t be shocked if he had a mesuess problem. 

Reported by multiple sources, it has come out that Snyder had conducted his own “shadow investigation”, while being investigated by Beth Wilkerson for sexual harrasment. Snyder’s side project sought to discredit everything that would prove the team guilty, which isn’t something innocent people really do.

Beth Wilkersons investigation led to the Commanders being fined $10 million and Snyder removed himself from day to day operations. 

Oh you thought that was it? nah. Not enough for Mr. Snyder, which is his preferred name (he demands it actually), who was asked to testify in front of congress for the Commanders sexual harrasment and workplace misconduct history. He ,of course, declined, and will be subpoenaed (legally compelled to testify). 

Roger Goodell will also testify in front of congress. I hope you are just as shocked by this as I am. The NFL commissioner is testifying IN FRONT OF CONGRESS because of the actions of a team and it's owner. This is not normal. 

Sooooo Snyder’s gotta go right? The last time a sports team owner caused this big of a headache he was forced to sell the Clippers. Don’t worry our Danny boy will be going nowhere. Goodell recently said that he has no authority to remove Dan Snyder as owner. 

While Goodell is correct he doesn’t have that authority, he could call for the owners to remove him, which is what Adam Silver did to Donald Sterling. If Goodell and other owners don’t do anything about the Commanders again, then they will continue to be an embarrassment to the NFL.

Snyder has to know where the bodies are buried. He’s gotten out of every single shit show fuck up thing he has ever done. He’s not an incredibly wealthy NFL owner, he isn’t business savvy, and no one likes him. 

Either way there’s no excuse for Dan Snyder to still be allowed to own the team. It’s an embarrassment to Commanders fans, and this millionaire doesn’t deserve to have his ego stroked by owning an NFL team any longer. 

Sell the damn team, Dan.