Tom Brady’s Fuck You Tour Is The Best Part Of This Offseason
photo via @TomBrady on Twitter
This offseason has already been one for the ages, and we haven’t even gotten to free agency. Multiple Pro Bowl quarterbacks have been traded, future Hall of Famers have been released, and Tim Tebow finally gave up baseball.
There’s still more to come. Deshaun Watson still hasn’t been traded yet, and quite possibly the most interesting draft in league history is just over the horizon. However, neither of those events or what’s already happened will top Tom Brady’s glorious “fuck you” tour.
It started right when he hoisted the Lombardi trophy in Tampa and said “yeah we’re coming back” very nonchalantly in typical Brady fashion. His attitude screamed “I win Super Bowls in my fucking sleep because I’m Tom Brady.”
The tour really hit its stride during the greatest Super Bowl parade of all time when Tommy got black out drunk and had zero shame about it.
Or maybe it was when he yeeted the Lombardi trophy across boats, and put it in his “I now have 7 Super Bowls and I’m better than you” hype video.
Or maybe it was when he posted his other “I now have 7 Super Bowls and I’m better than you” hype video.
That video was posted a month ago and it still makes me laugh. I love the “7” at the end just to let Belichick know he won one without him. Awesome.
The latest chapter of his “fuck you” tour happened Friday, when he signed a contract extension with the Bucs. Only to cap off his announcement that he’s hunting for Super Bowl No. 8, while wearing his new “7” design:
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this. Should I be scared that he’s going to dominate the league for another couple of years, or laugh that the greatest of all time is finding ways to keep a chip on his shoulder, while simultaneously giving the NFL the biggest middle finger it’s ever seen?
Either way, Tom Brady’s “fuck you” tour is undoubtedly the most entertaining part of thisoffseason and I can’t wait to see what he posts next.